When Did This House Get 2 Moms?

Conversation between Cade, Maddy and myself.

Me:  Cade, you need to go get in the shower or bath.

Cade:  Can I wait until commercial?

Me:  No, go now.

Cade:  But I haven't seen this in forever!

Maddy:  We just saw it so go now!

Me to Maddy:  Do I need to remind you that you're not his mom?

Maddy:  But YOU just said it.

Me:  But I AM his mom!


We're in trouble.